no:1
上課時，阿呆跟旁邊的美美說悄悄話，老師看到了，叫阿呆站起來。老師︰「你為啥要跟美美說話呢？」阿呆緊張的說︰「我要跟他『結婚生子』啊！」老師聽了很生氣的說︰「上課時間不好好讀書，年紀輕輕的就開始胡思亂想，真是太糟糕了。」阿呆：「老師，我...」老師：「不要解釋了！」阿呆：「老師，我沒有...」老師更生氣的說「小小年紀就想談戀愛，還要狡辯！」阿呆鼓足勇氣，站起來大聲說：「老師，我只是說...我要跟她『借衛生紙』啦！」

no:2
阿強總是喜歡在課堂上睡覺。一天，老師再也忍耐不住，把昏睡中的阿強叫醒，並問他：「龜兔賽跑中，你知道兔子為什麼會輸嗎？」。「不知道！」，阿強睡眼惺忪地回答。「因為兔子在打瞌睡！」老師生氣的說。「喔！我明白了！」阿強若有所悟......「原來沒打瞌睡的全是烏龜啊！」

Journey into the past

p.16
Life in the New World was very different from life in England. Oliver often saw large brightly colored snades in the fields. "Never touch them!" warned his father. And the food was strange too. There was a bird much larger than a hen that their mother sometimes cooked for them. "the native Indians call it a turkey," said his mother. "Come on, Oliver. Finish it! I bet you one day everybody's going to eat them!" But Oliver didn't like turkey!
p.17
"Wake up, Oliver! Wake up! You're going to be late for school!" Oliver sat up in bek. His mother and Martha were standing at his bidroom door. " Have you decided exactly what you're going to write for your project?" ask Martha. "were those notes from the Internet useful?" "Yes," said Oliver. "I really understand everything now! And I know just what I'm going to write!" "But isn't history boring?" asked his mother, surprised. "That's what you said last night!" "No, it isn't!" said Oliver. "Not any more!"