no:1
上課時，阿呆跟旁邊的美美說悄悄話，老師看到了，叫阿呆站起來。老師︰「你為啥要跟美美說話呢？」阿呆緊張的說︰「我要跟他『結婚生子』啊！」老師聽了很生氣的說︰「上課時間不好好讀書，年紀輕輕的就開始胡思亂想，真是太糟糕了。」阿呆：「老師，我...」老師：「不要解釋了！」阿呆：「老師，我沒有...」老師更生氣的說「小小年紀就想談戀愛，還要狡辯！」阿呆鼓足勇氣，站起來大聲說：「老師，我只是說...我要跟她『借衛生紙』啦！」
no:2
阿強總是喜歡在課堂上睡覺。一天，老師再也忍耐不住，把昏睡中的阿強叫醒，並問他：「龜兔賽跑中，你知道兔子為什麼會輸嗎？」。「不知道！」，阿強睡眼惺忪地回答。「因為兔子在打瞌睡！」老師生氣的說。「喔！我明白了！」阿強若有所悟......「原來沒打瞌睡的全是烏龜啊！」
2008年11月12日 星期三
Journey into the past
p.16
Life in the New World was very different from life in England. Oliver often saw large brightly colored snades in the fields. "Never touch them!" warned his father. And the food was strange too. There was a bird much larger than a hen that their mother sometimes cooked for them. "the native Indians call it a turkey," said his mother. "Come on, Oliver. Finish it! I bet you one day everybody's going to eat them!" But Oliver didn't like turkey!
p.17
"Wake up, Oliver! Wake up! You're going to be late for school!" Oliver sat up in bek. His mother and Martha were standing at his bidroom door. " Have you decided exactly what you're going to write for your project?" ask Martha. "were those notes from the Internet useful?" "Yes," said Oliver. "I really understand everything now! And I know just what I'm going to write!" "But isn't history boring?" asked his mother, surprised. "That's what you said last night!" "No, it isn't!" said Oliver. "Not any more!"
Life in the New World was very different from life in England. Oliver often saw large brightly colored snades in the fields. "Never touch them!" warned his father. And the food was strange too. There was a bird much larger than a hen that their mother sometimes cooked for them. "the native Indians call it a turkey," said his mother. "Come on, Oliver. Finish it! I bet you one day everybody's going to eat them!" But Oliver didn't like turkey!
p.17
"Wake up, Oliver! Wake up! You're going to be late for school!" Oliver sat up in bek. His mother and Martha were standing at his bidroom door. " Have you decided exactly what you're going to write for your project?" ask Martha. "were those notes from the Internet useful?" "Yes," said Oliver. "I really understand everything now! And I know just what I'm going to write!" "But isn't history boring?" asked his mother, surprised. "That's what you said last night!" "No, it isn't!" said Oliver. "Not any more!"
2008年9月29日 星期一
Healthy
Kenny and Angelica are brother and sister. Kenny likes to eat a lot of candy and drink pop, while Angelica likes to eat noodles and drink lemonade. Kenny loves to play soccer, while Angelica doesn't like sports. They went to the supermarket together yesterday. Angelica said,
" You need to eat some healthy food Kenny!" Kenny said," Okay. I'll buy some fruits and cheese to eat
, Do you want to play soccer with me today?" "No, I don't I want to stay at home and watch TV!" said Angelica.
Please give Angelica an advice.(health rule)
" You need to eat some healthy food Kenny!" Kenny said," Okay. I'll buy some fruits and cheese to eat
, Do you want to play soccer with me today?" "No, I don't I want to stay at home and watch TV!" said Angelica.
Please give Angelica an advice.(health rule)
別人眼中的我
媽媽眼中的我,是一個既聽話又乖巧的孩子,但是,有時會不專心,功課總是寫不完,考試都考不好。
真希望我能快一點,考試考好一點,不用媽媽替我操心。
爸爸眼中的我,是一個可愛、 聰明 、活潑又機 伶的孩子,但是我做事會懶惰,不過我也會幫媽媽照顧弟弟,所以爸爸總是以我為榮喔!希望我不要半途而廢、 以牙還牙、還希望我能雪中送碳,不要粗心大意。
弟弟眼中的我,是一個很愛漂亮又很會穿衣服的姊姊。他有時候會吵我寫回家功課,所以我會生氣,他就會哭著去找媽媽,那他會覺得我很兇。不過他也有崇拜我的時候喔!例如:他拿不到的書,我就能幫他拿。
自己眼中的我,是一個活潑又可愛的小朋友,但是,我總是不專心,考試總會粗心大意,動作又很慢,所以功課總是寫不完,希望我能做事專心,不要粗心大意,動作快一點,回家功課就能寫完了。
不過我會幫忙照顧弟弟喔!
真希望我能快一點,考試考好一點,不用媽媽替我操心。
爸爸眼中的我,是一個可愛、 聰明 、活潑又機 伶的孩子,但是我做事會懶惰,不過我也會幫媽媽照顧弟弟,所以爸爸總是以我為榮喔!希望我不要半途而廢、 以牙還牙、還希望我能雪中送碳,不要粗心大意。
弟弟眼中的我,是一個很愛漂亮又很會穿衣服的姊姊。他有時候會吵我寫回家功課,所以我會生氣,他就會哭著去找媽媽,那他會覺得我很兇。不過他也有崇拜我的時候喔!例如:他拿不到的書,我就能幫他拿。
自己眼中的我,是一個活潑又可愛的小朋友,但是,我總是不專心,考試總會粗心大意,動作又很慢,所以功課總是寫不完,希望我能做事專心,不要粗心大意,動作快一點,回家功課就能寫完了。
不過我會幫忙照顧弟弟喔!
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